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Encounters with H1N1

October 21st, 2009 Leave a comment Go to comments
Encounters with H1N1

Today I was working away in my relatively sterile office (yes I alcohol regularly) and someone comes walking in. I can feel the germs fleeing his body and jumping onto my shoulders, neck and head as he stands above me.

I cringe deep into my seat assessing my options of the door or the window to escape.

He starts to talk about the issue he is having pronounced with a cough here and there.  I can hardly focus on what he is asking with the thought of this mass of germs and viral bacteria building on my skin.

Deeper I sink, trying to ignore the virus now spreading through my sanctuary.

Then! The worst happens! I feel a small, cold spot gently moisten my right ear which can only be the teaming Germ & Virus soup splash from his mouth. Without hesitation I reach for my beloved Purell and rub down the dripping and infected area. Then from deep within the hell’s keep of his lungs he trumpeted a resounding, unobstructed cough summoning the armies of germs and viruses to attack.

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  1. Aaron
    February 24th, 2010 at 12:25 | #1

    Check with your primary-care physician, health-maintenance organization, or other first-line medical services provider. While a germ phobia like yours is nothing to sneeze at, there are many treatment modalities available which can, with a little patience and effort on your part, greatly improve your quality of life.

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